Zhejiang Geely Holding Group signed a binding deal Sunday to buy Ford Motor Co.'s Volvo Cars unit for $1.8 billion, allowing the independent Chinese automaker to expand its foothold in Europe.
The stock purchase agreement is subject to regulatory approvals and is expected to be completed in the third quarter, representatives of two automakers said as they presented the deal at a news conference at Volvo Cars headquarters in Goteborg, on Sweden's west coast.

Sania Mirza engaged to Shoaib MalikMarch 29th, 2010
Hyderabad, India, Pakistan, Sania Mirza, Shoaib Malik, Tennis Islamabad/Karachi: Indian tennis star Sania Mirza is engaged to former Pakistan cricket captain Shoaib Malik and they might tie the knot next month, claimed a television channel here.

Geo television reported on Monday that the two sporting superstars have got engaged and their marriage would take place in April.

countryoven.com - Hyd
chennaionline.com - Chennai
tajonline.com - North and West India

Akshay tops Bollywood's income-tax charts again
29 Mar 2010, 0600 hrs IST,Deepshikha Sikarwar & Nandini Raghavendra,ET Bureau

NEW DELHI: Bollywood actor Akshay Kumar, who starred in a recent Income-Tax Department advertisement to promote compliance, has lived up to his image by becoming the highest tax payer from among the film fraternity for the second straight year.

Sheikh's son goes to Germany to study. A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying:

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train.

Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar cheque saying:

Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too

listen to raush limbaugh tomorrow... repubs were waiting for nomination they have tonnes of dirt and gobar ready for his celebration!

KCCC  240 in 35 overs.

PAK 11    240  in  33 Overs.

Man Of The Match  :  Hassan Zaidi

Pak 11

Hassan Zaidi   93 score in 40 Balls with last ball win with 6ER

Amir 2 wickets

Hassan Baig 2 wickets

Haris Baig 2 wickets

1...If you spot a chica wearing one of these, walk upto her and ask "Can I get a charge" ?? lol

2...Can it cause a short circuit if u fondle with it?

3...beauty is to see and not to touch

4...I just cant keep my hands of the dhude lol

I hope it will not hit 200$ / Barrel

Sam's Club, the membership warehouse division of Wal-Mart Stores Inc., is limiting how much rice customers can buy because of what it calls "recent supply and demand trends," the company said Wednesday

The broader chain of Wal-Mart stores has no plans to limit food purchases, however.

Sam's Club said it will limit customers to four bags at a time of Jasmine, Basmati and long grain white rice. Rice prices have been hitting record highs recently on worries about tight supplies as part of broader global inflation in food costs.

What do Viagra and Disney World have in common?
A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride.

What is the difference between your first honeymoon and your second?
The first: Niagara; the second: Viagra.

Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra?
A man took twelve pills and his wife died

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080225/ap_on_el_pr/obama_photo;_ylt=Aq338kpPCcFbYyMdIUWlDv.s0NUE

http://www.bollywoodvillage.com/bollywood-stars-pictures.asp

Amisha-- 2nd row left
Shahrukh-- 5th row right

Mujhko yaaro morph karna….That seems to be the theme song for all actors big and small whose nudes appear on the net.

Every time there's a scandal regarding indecent pictures of celebrities the explanation is almost always the same… "That wasn't me. That was my morphed picture."

RAWALPINDI, Pakistan - Gen. Pervez Musharraf will step down as head of Pakistan's military and be sworn in as a civilian president on Thursday, an army spokesman said.

He is going to take oath as has been announced by government on the 29th, most probably, so he is going to take off his uniform a day before that," spokesman Maj. Gen. Waheed Arshad said Monday.

SAROOK, SRI LANKAN NATIONAL, DAMMAM, SAUDI ARABIA
I work as a recruitment agent in Saudi Arabia, finding domestic servants for Saudi nationals. I place mainly Sri Lankans and Indonesians.

To be honest, I advise people not to seek employment in Gulf countries - especially women - as they have to work 16-18 hour days and the labour laws exist on paper only.

The woman of the house had severely burned their arms with an iron

RAWALPINDI, Pakistan - President Gen. Pervez Musharraf said Wednesday he expects to step down as army chief by the end of November and begin a new presidential term as a civilian, warning that Pakistan risked chaos if he gave into opposition demands to resign.

Carmen Electra has filed a lawsuit against America's Naked Women's Wrestling League (NWWL) for allegedly failing to pay her 300,000 dollars for hosting several events.

The former ‘Baywatch’ star has claimed that the bosses of NWWL had promised her to pay 400,000 dollars for her appearances, but she only received 100,000 dollars.

As per TMZ.com, Electra has also accused the NWWL for releasing DVDs which used her image, including Twin Peaks and Operation Naked Storm, without payment.

Opposition leader Benazir Bhutto was placed under house arrest for the second time in four days to prevent her staging a march on Tuesday to protest emergency rule, police said.

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George and his wife are going to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his
office alone, and says: "Your husband is suffering
from a very severe disease, combined with horrible
stress. If you don't do the following, your husband
will surely die." 
"Every morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be
pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For
lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare
an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with

Laloo Prasad (BIHAR CHIEF MINISTER) sent his Bio Data
- to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.A
few days later he got this reply :
"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our
requirements. Please do not send any further
correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks". Bill Gates

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow
decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from
relatives and friends.  After reading the first
message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the
room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the