George and his wife are going to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his
office alone, and says: "Your husband is suffering
from a very severe disease, combined with horrible
stress. If you don't do the following, your husband
will surely die." 
"Every morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be
pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For
lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare
an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with
chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will
only make his stress worse. And most
importantly...make love with your husband several
times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do
this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your
husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, George asked his wife, "What did the
doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.

Have a nice day,